Sunday, December 22, 2002

The Dumb Gun - The gun control movement hasn't been able to convince the vast majority of Americans that firearms are a bad idea. Most people know that it's not the gun that causes the problem - it's the person carrying it.

It's perhaps logical, then, that since they can't convince the voter that guns themselves are the problem, they've moved on - to making the guns themselves useless.

Jacob Sullum writes in Reason about "smart guns", and New Jersey's extraordinarily-stupid move to require this new, unproven, potentially lethal technology in all guns sold in that state - technology that would make guns both unaffordable to poor people and potentially unreliable in the sort of emergencies for which law-abiding citizens buy handguns in the first place:
Revealingly, the mandate exempts police weapons, even though research on personalized firearms was initially aimed at stopping criminals from firing guns grabbed during struggles with cops. The exemption is also odd because one of the bill's avowed goals is to prevent adolescent suicides. "What children have more access to guns than the children of police officers?" asked a lobbyist who fought the mandate.

Legislators must have recognized that police officers would not want their lives to depend on batteries, electronic chips, or recognition devices that could fail in an emergency. As the Independence Institute's Dave Kopel observes, "the police will not put up with a gun that is 99% reliable."

Even if a "smart gun" always worked as designed, various contingencies could prevent an officer from firing it. What if he forgot his transponder ring, wore gloves, had sweaty palms, switched hands, or tried to use a colleague's gun?
What if, indeed. Perhaps the Trial Lawyers association are seeing this as potential lawsuit fodder. Seriously - what better way to ban guns than make them ineffective? Speaking of costs:
The bill's authors probably were also concerned about the cost that "smart guns" would impose on police departments. Colt, one of the manufacturers working to develop personalized firearms, estimates they will cost $300 more than conventional models.

The mandate's supporters apparently did not worry about its impact on the budgets and lives of ordinary citizens. Yet once the law kicks in, it will effectively ban affordable handguns, preventing poor people in dangerous neighborhoods from defending themselves.
In a related note: All of you Minnesota gun owhers - if you're not hitting your knees every night thanking God for this past election, we need to talk.

posted by Mitch Berg 12/22/2002 01:53:19 AM

This Was the Week That Was - Oy, vey, such a week I'd not wish on Bill Clinton.

As I wrote earlier in the week, it was the software-development equivalent of finals week. We were bundling up a release worth of functional specs to send off to our development office somewhere in the Third World (Canada, in this case). Constant meetings, writing, re-designing things after managers changed their minds about things they'd approved the previous week, etc - all the stuff that made Scott Adams rich, but just makes me crabby and gets me behind on my blogging.

And tomorrow, I'm heading out for four days on a trip with the kids to my anscestral homeland, Jamestown, North Dakota, for Christmas at my dad's place for the first time since 1989.

I'll try to get on from time to time during the coming few days. Must be a sign of the times - even my dad is wired these days.

posted by Mitch Berg 12/22/2002 01:19:39 AM

Saturday, December 21, 2002

Death by Diva - One of the most irritating trends in pop music in the last 10-15 years is the faux pop "diva". There are women with enough talent as singers to do amazing things with their voices - and not enough musical sense to know how to use that talent.

You know who I mean: the ones who, when the song should go
DO RE MI FA SO LA TI DO
instead sing:
DO miremerefla RE la,tiflutter trill whoop ME...
Barbra Streisand is the spiritual godmother of this coven - but I blame Whitney Houston. Before her, the "divas" n music (remember Aretha Franklin Chaka Khan or Patty LaBelle, anyone?) put their chops behind the songs, to support the music. Then came Whitney Houston (and a few years later, Mariah Carey, who was worse). Suddenly, every chorus was an excuse for a dogs-only high note fireworks display; every note of two counts or more, the setting for a flurry of ornamental grace notes that could give epilepsy to the susceptible.

Today, it's everywhere, from the tastelessly formidable (Carey) to the technical and tacky (Christina Aguilera) to the rote and inept (Britney Spears). Woman singer + music = excuse for empty technical flash.

I'm a guitar player. It reminds me of the late eighties and early nineties, when the biggest guitarists were those who could play the mostest notes fastest - all of Eddie Van Halen's skill, none of his musical wit.

So here's a new years wish: May the world get a female pop singer that's studied Aretha's soul, not just her vocal chops.


The Two Blowhards attack this trend.

posted by Mitch Berg 12/21/2002 09:51:25 AM

San Francisco Update - San Francisco has voted to regulate psychics and ban some of the tricks of their trade.
The tricks, banned under the new law, include the knot in the thread (the fortune-teller makes a knot disappear) and the blood in the glass (the fortune- teller asks a client to spit into a glass of water, then secretly adds black dye to show the client is cursed).

Also banned would be the hair in the grapefruit (the client rubs a grapefruit on his body and covers it with money, and the fortune-teller then plants a hair inside the grapefruit to prove the money is cursed, and keeps the money) and the buried money in the graveyard (the fortune-teller promises to bury a client's "cursed" money in a graveyard, but keeps it instead).

Peskin introduced a 36-year-old San Francisco woman who lost $17,000 last year to a Richmond District fortune-teller.

The fortune-teller charged the victim hundreds of dollars per visit and tricked her into buying two $2,000 gift certificates at Union Square stores. The fortune-teller said she would bless the gift certificates and return them to her lovelorn client, so that she could give the certificates to her estranged husband and win him back. Instead, the fortune-teller used the certificates herself.

"I don't know why I believed her," recalled the victim, who did not want to be identified. "It was so stupid. I lost my sanity, I guess."
She was half right.
The proposed law, which comes before the Board of Supervisors next month, covers fortune-telling by not only crystal balls, tarot cards and astrology charts, but by "sticks, dice, tea leaves, coins, sand and coffee grounds" as well. Fortune-tellers would be required to post rate cards and a phone number for complaints. Police say requiring permits would make it easier to keep tabs on swindlers.
Next to be banned: The old "pull the finger" trick.

posted by Mitch Berg 12/21/2002 09:24:16 AM

Friday, December 20, 2002

My Christmas Present to You - Today's Lileks Screed.

Yeah, it's free. It's the thought that counts.

posted by Mitch Berg 12/20/2002 06:26:32 PM

Slime - I'm as sick of excessive hyperbole as the next guy. I think American society, especially our political culture, need a lot less of it.

I say that to qualify my next statement.

The DFL oozes slime.

Yeah, that is hyperbolic. But I urge any open-minded person to read the current edition of the MN DFL website and not feel the same - and to tell me why.

In this piece, they try to take the "moral high ground" on the Lott controversy...by quoting Bill Clinton.
NEW YORK (CNN) --Former President Clinton said Wednesday it is "pretty hypocritical" of Republicans to criticize incoming Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott for stating publicly what he said the GOP does "on the back roads every day."

"How do they think they got a majority in the South anyway?" Clinton told CNN outside a business luncheon he was attending. "I think what they are really upset about is that he made public their strategy."
Protocols of the Elders of Zion, anyone?

By the way - the DFL might like to hire a competent webmaster. Count the number of HTML and copy errors on the DFL website, if you need to kill some time this holiday weekend.

Update: Glenn Reynolds has this suggestion for helping the GOP leave the segregationist parts of its past in the dust.

UPDATE: I've wondered for the past week if the Lott incident couldn't actually be a good thing for the GOP?

Daniel Drezner agrees.

posted by Mitch Berg 12/20/2002 06:15:11 PM

Gored And Eddied - Why why are Democrats pulling out of the presidential race, two years early, without the benefit of a Supreme Court case even? Gore, Edwards...

A friend of mine last night had a good observation - the smart Democrats see that it's pretty much an unwinnable situation for them - but being the Vice Presidential half of a losing ticket isn't such a bad plan. '04 is to the Dems what '96 was to the GOP - a dead issue.

I think the parallels bear some extending. I think it'll remain for the elder statesman of the party, the one for whom the presidency is less a match than a sinecure - to make the run and thus take the running fall on his sword. As in '96, it was Bob Dole, in '04 it'll be Kerry, or Gephardt, or anyone too old and slow to get out of the way of the speeding GOP truck.

posted by Mitch Berg 12/20/2002 11:14:27 AM

Thursday, December 19, 2002

Confederacy of Dunces - Say "states
s rights" to a Democrat, and he'll wonder where you put your white hood. John Ashcroft was harassed during his confirmation hearings for his interest in the Confederacy - as if the Confederacy was about nothing but slavery.

It's a bogus comparison. The National Review's Steven Hayward writes about how the left has hijacked "states' rights" from the good guys.
But "states' rights" was a sound principle of federalism that was debased by Democratic party rule in the south, for which it is not Republicans who owe an apology.
Indeed. "State's Rights" isn't shorthand for slavery, but for enumerated powers - AKA the Tenth Amendment.

Hayward continues:
Reagan had a long and well-known record of criticizing centralized government power, and this is how the media at the time interpreted his statement. "Most of those at the rally," the New York Times reported, "apparently regarded the statement as having been made in that context." And as a westerner Reagan had fully associated himself with the "Sagebrush Rebellion," for whom "states' rights" had no racial content, but rather meant wresting control of land from Washington. This was far from an outlandish or minority view. The same day Reagan made his "states' rights" remark in Mississippi, the National Governors Association issued what the Associated Press described as "a militant call for reduced federal involvement in state and local affairs." Arizona's liberal Democratic Governor Bruce Babbitt wrote in a New York Times op-ed article that "It is time to take hard look at 'states' rights' — and responsibilities — and to sort out the respective functions of the federal government and the states." I missed where Jack White added Babbitt to his roster of racists (never mind Carter's calculated appeal to "ethnic purity" in 1976).

To liberals, however, employing the phrase "states' rights" in any context is to waive the bloody shirt of racism and segregation. Little time was wasted in accusing Reagan not simply of pandering to old-fashioned segregationist sentiment in the south, but of actively sympathizing with it. Patricia Harris, Carter's secretary of Health and Human Services, told a steelworkers' union conference in early August: "I will not attempt to explain why the KKK found the Republican candidate and the Republican platform compatible with the philosophy and guiding principles of that notorious organization." (A KKK chapter in Louisiana had scored some cheap publicity by endorsing Reagan in 1980, which endorsement Reagan immediately and forcefully rejected.) But, Harris added, when Reagan speaks before black audiences many blacks "will see the specter of a white sheet behind him." Andrew Young went even further, saying that Reagan's remarks seemed "like a code word to me that it's going to be all right to kill niggers when he's President." Coretta Scott King managed to top Young: "I am scared that if Ronald Reagan gets into office, we are going to see more of the Ku Klux Klan and a resurgence of the Nazi Party." Maryland Congressman Parren Mitchell, a leader of the Congressional Black Caucus, said that " Reagan represents a distinct danger to black Americans." Reagan, it should be noted, received the endorsement of several black leaders in 1980, including the Rev. Ralph David Abernathy, Martin Luther King's successor as head of the Southern Christian Leadership Council, and the Rev. Hosea Williams, another prominent cleric from the civil rights movement.
Yet another phrase we have to steal back.

posted by Mitch Berg 12/19/2002 07:55:30 PM

The Just War - John Cullen on why invading Iraq meets the strictest definition of "just war".
posted by Mitch Berg 12/19/2002 04:56:27 PM

James in Wonderland - One of my favorite topics ever - fever dreams.

I remember as a child, lying in bed as a fourth-grader, looking at a movie playing itself on a square of light on my wall. Marilyn Monroe was talking about gambling with none other than Scottish formula 1 great Jimmy Clark. They went on for what must have been hours.

Lileks writes about his most recent bout.
the old confident brain shouldered aside the capering imps of Feverland, took the director’s chair, and gave me a gripping tale with a coherent narrative. Back to normal! I remember little, but I do remember defending my wife from a small, unshaven oily-skinned stubble-chinned Brit who was threatening to cut her up “an’ spoil tha’ pretty faice a’ yours.” I stabbed him in the heart with a scissors with such force that it pinned him to the wall. Then I called 9-11.

Next scene: my wife and I are in the movie theater, watching Lord of the Rings. “Don’t you think someone should be at the house when the police get there?” she said, and you know, she had a point. I was a little nervous about what might happen, since there was a dead burglar pinned to my wall, but to my great relief the intruder had shrunk to the size of a Christmas tree ornament, and no one seemed to notice.
Almost more fun than being healthy!

posted by Mitch Berg 12/19/2002 07:46:37 AM

Wednesday, December 18, 2002

Duelling Colemans - Nick Coleman - who is to Twin Cities columnists what Cliff Clavin was to barflies - lets loose on Norm Coleman - and inadvertently compliments him. Purely unintentional, I'm sure - read between the lines. (It's usually the best way to read Nick Coleman).

Big Trunk at Powerline reviewed this column, saying
Even though the piece slightly betrays the hostility you would expect from the liberal columnist (Nick Coleman, no relation to Norm) who wrote it, it accurately captures Norm and his strengths as a politician. It also provides the first public glimpse of which I am aware of Norm's active religious faith.
Worth a read - albeit not for the reasons Coleman (Nick) intended.

posted by Mitch Berg 12/18/2002 08:04:31 AM

Second Amendment And Us - Rachel Lucas uncorks a great one.

(via Instapundit)

posted by Mitch Berg 12/18/2002 07:46:37 AM

Steele on Lott - Shelby Steele on how far the Trent Lott incident might set conservatives back.

School Dazed - My second part of the St. Paul Schools' budget flap is slower coming together than I'd thought - but I'll have something this week.

posted by Mitch Berg 12/18/2002 06:59:33 AM

Squashed - This is the software-development equivalent of finals week. I'm packing up a release to send it off to the developers - and it's pure hell. So posting from work is going to be a little tight this week - and posting from home moreso, since I'm so amazingly tired...
posted by Mitch Berg 12/18/2002 06:05:39 AM

Eminem as Republican - About a year ago, I called in to local conservative Jason Lewis to defend rappter Eminem. My defense was mostly on musical grounds - I'm a former rap DJ, and I'm really tired of the trope that "rap just isn't music". Eminem is a great stylist in the genre - Cleaning Out My Closet", for example, is chillingly amazing song no matter what genre you're talking about.

But I seem to have sold him short even at that. According to Gerald Marzorati and Ann Powers of Slate he might even be a Republican
...the Eminem story—or the movie version that unfolded in 8 Mile—is an echt Republican story, one about pulling yourself up and overcoming your circumstances while your pathetic single mom waits around for a handout...
Hey, if NWA's "Eazy E" could appear at a George Bush Senior fund-raiser...

posted by Mitch Berg 12/18/2002 05:56:02 AM

Tuesday, December 17, 2002

Thanks for the Memories - Damian Whitworth of the London Times provides this perspective on Algore's withdrawal from the '04 race:
So, farewell then, Albert Gore Jr, the Prince of Tennessee. You made us laugh (mostly at you), you made us cry (heavy tears of boredom). But now you have made us smile.
For at last, after a lifetime’s quest for the most powerful job on earth, you have decided to give up. This decision, which saves your country from future misery untold, is the bravest you have ever made and demonstrates that you finally know who you are. So long, loser.

But, Jeepers! it took you soooooooooo long to see it

posted by Mitch Berg 12/17/2002 01:24:50 PM

Monday, December 16, 2002

Shakedown - The Recording Industry Association of America is on a campaign to get the government to help it enforce laws against file sharing and piracy.

And while the recording and entertainment industry's ethics are pretty terrible across the board, it seems they have a lot of trouble with more prosaic fact-checking:
Yesterday it issued a press release announcing a piracy bust in New York which unearthed 421 CD-R burners.

Only there weren't 421 burners, but "the equivalent of 421 burners."

In fact, there were just 156. How did the RIAA account for this discrepancy?

"There were only 156 actual burners, but some run at very high speeds: some as high as 40x. This is well above the average speed," was the official line yesterday.
I especially loved this part
Apparently another example of the Association's difficulty grappling with new technology. After the RIAA's website was hacked, with large sections rendered inaccessible, spokespersons explained the difficulties were due to a sudden upsurge in popularity.

Well, that's one way of putting it.
Perhaps the most trouble aspect of this story:
The other curious aspect of yesterday's release is the use of Secret Service agents in the bust. The Secret Service, we naively presumed, was employed to protect high-ranking elected officials[*]. Perhaps this is a further indication of who's really in charge.
This, from an industry that was found to have cheated on nearly 100% of artist contracts. Would that Hollywood were as honest as Enron...

posted by Mitch Berg 12/16/2002 09:01:21 PM

First Amendment and Man at Saint Cloud State - A member of the St. Cloud State University's College Republicans.is accusing a university professor of attacking him.
The student, Zach Spoehr, is accusing Professor Rona Karasik of attacking him after he tried to take pictures of the booth.

Karasik said she felt the display had ``anti-Semitic material.''

Karasik became upset because she felt the use of the flag sent the message that the College Republicans had the support of the Israeli government and the Israeli people, said Nathan Church, vice president for student life and development.
So what was this anti-semitic material?
The display featured literature prepared and paid for by Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership, Israel's flag, and a list of terrorism victims in Israel.
So self-defense and acknowedging one has been attacked is "anti-semitic"?

As the email correspondent said in referring this piece to me: "Only in Minnesota".

Sadly, that's not true.


posted by Mitch Berg 12/16/2002 08:48:09 PM

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