SCENE: Mitch Berg is waiting for a coffee order before going on a road trip when Evan SCHMEISSER-JUNG, political scientist, walks into the room.
SCHMEISSER-JUNG: Merg!
BERG: Oh, hey, Evan. Long time no…
SCHMEISSER-JUNG: Shut up! Did you see the results of the Twins game last night?
BERG: Yeah, the bullpen kinda let us down…
SCHMEISSER-JUNG: Why are you melting down over the Twins?
BERG: Er, I’m not sure I follow…
SCHMEISSER-JUNG: I just mentioned the Twins game, and you started melting down over it. It’s just a baseball game.
BERG: Oh, great. This again.
SCHMEISSER-JUNG: What again?
BERG: Describing a perfectly emotionally neutral response – usually but not always in writing – as “Melting Down”. It’s a strawman and a deflection – trying to force me to defend a non-existent emotional state rather than arguing the actual point. It’s illogical, and kinda rhetorically abusive.
SCHMEISSER-JUNG: So you’re angry.
BERG: Huh?
SCHMEISSER-JUNG: You’re roiling with anger!
BERG: Aaaaand more of the same.
SCHMEISSER-JUNG: Does this make you maaaaad?
BERG: No.
SCHMEISSER-JUNG: Tell the truth.
BERG: OK, the truth: no, and try to find a new subject.
SCHMEISSER-JUNG: Speaking of straw men, why do you always transfer political subjects to fake people like Avery Librelle?
LIBRELLE: (sitting at a high-top table drinking free water and using the wi-fi). Beg pardon?
BERG: See? Not so much a fake person as a satirical invention. Because sometimes satire illuminates the truth better than just butting my head into it.
SCHMEISSER-JUNG: So you’re both melting down.
BERG: (Audibly sighs, turns back toward the front, waiting to order, as LIBRELLE looks on, puzzled )
SCHMEISSER-JUNG: More melting down.
(BERG orders a large dark roast with heavy cream. LIBRELLE goes back to playing Wordle) .
SCHMEISSER-JUNG: Feel the rage.
BERG: Exits stage R
And SCENE
I can attest that Mitch’s characters are satirical amalgamations of real people. I can also attest that sometimes the script is a direct copy and paste of actual conversations online with real, local liberals.
Smith,
I have no idea what. you might be talking about.
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