Safety Briefing Required

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To: KLM Royal Dutch Airlines
From: Mitch Berg, Opstandige Boer
Re: The Holiest Time Of The Woke Year

Voor Wie Het Aangaat

Did anyone consult with the flight attendants about this?

Follow-up question: Would the plane take off if I were to buckle my seatbelts as shown above?

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Dat is alles.

3 thoughts on “Safety Briefing Required”

  1. If the plane hits turbulence during a flight, do all the straight passengers have to watch out for flying alphabets?

  2. And what about electricians or pipefitters trying to attach male parts to male parts? Not in my house, thanks.

  3. I just looked at the X and can not find that post in KLM’s feed any longer.

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