Steve thought he’d surprise his wife with an anniversary gift. He went to the travel agency, and bought tickets for a sea cruise from his agent, Rajiv.
Sarah was ecstatic. She’d always wanted to take a sea cruise.
On the day they were supposed to sail, they went to the docks. A man in a turban took their ticket – and then ran up the gangplank, and, as Steve and Sarah looked on dumbfounded, hoisted it. Other swarthy turban-clad men cast off the lines and fired up the engines. The ship set sail without Steve or Sarah (or any of the other passengers).
“Damn”, said Steve. “It was a Sikh ruse”.
So now we know where the Un-Known Comic from the Gong Show went.
Please stop…
“The right people will get it”.
— Joel Hodgson
Ba dum bump.
Please don’t tell me that you’re comparing this Reader’s Digest “Laughter is the Best Medicine” quality of humor to the genius of MST3K.
The room is too hip for you.
Please don’t tell me that you’re comparing
Comparing?
No.
Declaring victory over.
Dude.
You have a very enjoyable sense of humor Mitch.
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