Danger! Danger!

Madonna plans to do her stupid crucifiction stunt on national TV:

In the show, Madonna, wearing a gittered crown of thorns, descends on a suspended mirrored, disco ball-type cross singing her hit 'Live To Tell.'

Expect rioting Christians to loot and pillage record stores. Masked Christian gunmen might even kidnap and behead a Maverick Records A&R man.

Posted by Mitch at September 19, 2006 07:49 AM | TrackBack